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kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

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marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

(Source: 4gifs, via lokid-fallen-angel)

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kindasadandalwaystired:

recoveryofabrokenteen:

littlebearofasgard:

tyleroakley:

CAN’T UNSEE.

I am fire *pant pant* 

I am death. 

you ruined my life

you mean improved your life

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via lokid-fallen-angel)

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Wat a cutie

Wat a cutie

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gotitforcheap:

if melbourne is sooooo good, how come they’ve never won a single state of origin? marinate on that, you organic coffee drinking FUCKS 

(via incitatusforconsul)

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bootyscientist:

"it’s not about race"

bootyscientist:

"it’s not about race"

(Source: moderndaykathleencleaver, via boozekitty-lala)

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stripperina:

One of the saddest and most hilarious things is when a customers says “Oh yeah, I can tell your pussy is tight.”

Because no you can’t. You are looking at my vulva. You have no idea what’s going on inside. No idea. I could have a handful of dice rolling around in there. I could…

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piscula:

"this is the internet, i can say whatever i want" is a super creepy and obvious way to say "when there are no obvious consequences for my actions i lack all empathy"

(Source: womxxn, via australian-government)